The NEW Face of the Writer.

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So I’ve got a couple of readers emailing me about the lack of pictures with myself in them.

Not that the panda with pistols that I have as my gravatar is to widely used but that most poeple like to attribute a face to the name.
And so here’s the new face of Murphy’s lawless.
                                                                                                                    – Murphy

 

 

Ninjas can’t catch you…or can they?

And a final note:

Beware, ninjas come in all shapes and sizes….

             Murphy

If this video doesn’t make you grin like an idiot, there might be something wrong with you

Don’t use a lawnmower on the carpet. Don’t mix Coke and chainsaws. Don’t light fireworks inside the house. Don’t microwave bottles of red wine. Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t.

The folks at Danish TV show Dumt & Farligt got sick of being told what not to do, so they went and did it. All of it. And filmed it with a high-speed super-camera.

Enjoy.
This is Stupidity Captured at 2500 Frames Per Second, and it is every bit as wonderful as you could possibly hope. The movie was shot using a Vision Research Phantom Flex camera, a piece of video equipment capable of shooting scenes at an mind-boggling 2,800 frames per second, all at 1080p resolution (which, by the way, is precisely the resolution you should be watching this at, full-screened, and with headphones if at all possible).
- Murphy

 

Amazing song by Sean Lennon

The Music Video for “Schroedinger’s Cat” a track by Sean Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl — the duo better known as The Ghost of A Saber Tooth Tiger. Off of the band’s latest album, Acoustic Sessions, the “Schroedinger’s Cat” music video gives us a window into an unusual gathering of historical and pop culture icons, including Albert Einstein, Mozart, Marilyn Monroe, Amelia Earhart, Genghis Khan, Nikola Tesla, played by an equally as unusual group of present day musicians (Albert Hammond Jr. Cat Pierce, Adam Green) who converge on Union Pool to watch a mystical dance performance.

Seriously, what a lucky man Sean Lennon. Great voice, creativity, and looks. An stunning girl by his side and his father is the one and only John Lennon. And his music is so damn good. What else can you ask for?

*NSFW* It’s a Laaaate night

 

TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF

STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN.

WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.

STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT.

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.

Look at Blue just standing there like a dumb ass, watching his family being torn apart and not saying shit. Steve is losing his fucking mind and Blue is just fucking STANDING THERE. Stupid bitch.

WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN? THAT’S PROBABLY HOW THE TREE GOT IN HERE, C’MON STEVE.

MAYBE YOU DON’T BELONG THERE STEVE! STOP BREAKING INTO TREE’S HOUSES

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING BELONGS ANYWHERE? YOU’RE NOT GOD, STEVE. COME ON. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Reblog if you are against Tree discrimination. It has gone too far and society has reached a point where children are taught that innocent, law abiding trees dont belong. This is sick, Steve, sick.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET OF STEVE’S BACK. ALL OF THESE ILLEGAL ALIEN TREES COMING THROUGH THE BORDERS AND TAKING ALL OF THE WORK LEFT HIM WITHOUT A JOB. OBVIOUSLY HE CAN’T AFFORD HIS REGULAR GREEN-STRIPED SHIRTS. AND THEN THE FUCKING TREE JUST HAS TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BREAKING INTO STEVE’S HOUSE AND MOCKING HIM WITH ITS GREENNESS. IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN? NO. NO, IT’S NOT EASY BEING STEVE.

Look at Blue just sitting there. She is witnessing discrimination of that poor tree and is doing nothing. Doing nothing is encouraging Steve to continue insulting that tree. We don’t know anything about that tree. It could have been molested as a child or lives in poverty. If you witness bullying, speak up.

Leave Blue alone. She’s only a dog. She gets discriminated just as much as that tree does. Haven’t you ever seen Peanuts? Poor Snoopy can’t go anywhere, so what is Blue supposed to do. And that tree was born there! We need to stop discrimination against this kind of stuff. Trees aren’t allowed in our homes and dogs aren’t allowed in our libraries, what kind of world do we live in? Blue you can go wherever you want! Tree you can do whatever you want! Be where you want tree and Blue. And Steve, trip on acid as much as you like, just don’t get caught, because then you’ll be replaced by your stupid brother!

 

A Bus and a Red Bow-tie

Man’s best friend?  

Bow ties?! Yes, I say bow ties!

Recently I made my first atempt to pull of wearing a bowtie.  Having never even worn one before i was a little anxious not to be awkward about my latest addition to my attire.

I was on a trip to DC. Being from Indiana that means a VERY long drive. So early on in the trip I decided I would meet the people around me to make the trip less tiresome.

Feeling a more then a bit more then nervous, I started with the young lady sitting behind me.

“Hi!” I said.  ”My name is Murphy.”

“Hello, Murphy, my name is Emily.  By the way, I really like your bow tie!”  She replied.

i instantly know i’d made the right choice.

 

I am now ,just a couple weeks later on, in some of the most interesting  friendships with the people on that bus.

Especially with Emily, who broke the ice and helped me appreciate the wonders of standing out.

Here are a couple reasons to wear a bow tie:
 1. Bow ties scream confidence and individuality. They attract attention! even if people don’t remember your name, they’ll remember your neckwear.
 2. You’ll join famous bow tie wearers like Winston Churchill, James Bond, Fred Astaire, Steve Jobs, and many others.

 

Should you decide the try this classic neckwear, pair it with simple shirts and pants—the bow tie will take care of the loudness, even with a simple pattern. Be ready for compliments…from both sexes.

 

-Murphy