My Compulsive Cleaning Rhyme

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Working 6am till 7 at night, the summer sun is not my light.

I’ve polished mirrors, mopped, cleaned and dusted, even the hinges. (they were all rusted)

I know I get my dues at the end, but I think the job’s messing with my head.

You see, I fear I’ve gone TO long on this jolly cleaning spree.

Because even when I’ve been exausted at six fifty four, someone tracks dirt on my hardwood floor, and I suddenly feel the urge to clean SOME MORE!
                                                 

Murphy

 

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The NEW Face of the Writer.

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So I’ve got a couple of readers emailing me about the lack of pictures with myself in them.

Not that the panda with pistols that I have as my gravatar is to widely used but that most poeple like to attribute a face to the name.
And so here’s the new face of Murphy’s lawless.
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Bourne Vivaldi (Bourne Soundtrack/Vivaldi Double Cello Concerto) – ThePianoGuys

Credits
Bourne Identity Soundtrack (“Main Titles”) written by JOHN JAMES POWELL
Published by UNIVERSAL MUSIC CORP OBO UNIVERSAL PICTURES MUSIC
Concerto for 2 celli, strings, and continuo in G minor RV 531 composed by Antonio Vivaldi
Arrangement produced by Al van der Beek & Steven Sharp Nelson
Arrangement written by Al van der Beek, Jon Schmidt, & Steven Sharp Nelson
Performed by
Jon Schmidt: piano
Steven Sharp Nelson: acoustic, electric, & STEEL cellos; cello-percussion
Recorded, mixed & mastered by Al van der Beek at TPG Studios
Video produced by Paul Anderson & Tel Stewart

 

#23 of Things I Can Learn to Love: Baby Sloths

Basically my girlfriend was taking about wanting a pet  and since she’s one of a kind she would definitely want a unusual animal. Naturally Kangaroos, Pandas, and Pygmy Hippos were out for obvious reasons. I mean, seriously who is going to keep a hippo in their house?

Billy” and Calvin

 Okay, other then Calvin Coolidge….

Anyway, she decided that owning a sloth would be a wonderful idea. Instantly my brain supplied me with the already acquired knowledge of the animal. It’s diet, slow habits, and lastly the smelly mess it makes…

And so the answer was a emphatic “No!”

But she didn’t give up.  So I went in search of more reasons why not, and instantaneously fell in love, again… well, with the baby sloths.

 You see, I’d never really seen one or looked at one for long enough to say  “Sloths are awesome! ” or “Sloths are *insert funny sounding adjective here* “.

And now I’m so glad she didn’t give up. I mean, have you SEEN how cute these things are?!

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dr. Shay West

The historical Avalon Theater here in Grand Jct doe this cool thing each Tuesday where they offer dinner and a movie. If you bring in a receipt from any downtown restaurant, you get in to see a free movie. Best part???? They are almost ALWAYS older movies. So guess what’s playing this Tuesday???

Monty Python and the Holy FREAKING Grail!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hyperventilates* Tuesday can’t come fast enough! 😀

Thought I’d share a couple of clips with you!

I hope you are all running amok right now looking for your copies of the movie so you can watch it! Or buying a copy on Amazon 😉

 

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Ninjas can’t catch you…or can they?

And a final note:

Beware, ninjas come in all shapes and sizes….

             Murphy

If this video doesn’t make you grin like an idiot, there might be something wrong with you

Don’t use a lawnmower on the carpet. Don’t mix Coke and chainsaws. Don’t light fireworks inside the house. Don’t microwave bottles of red wine. Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t.

The folks at Danish TV show Dumt & Farligt got sick of being told what not to do, so they went and did it. All of it. And filmed it with a high-speed super-camera.

Enjoy.
This is Stupidity Captured at 2500 Frames Per Second, and it is every bit as wonderful as you could possibly hope. The movie was shot using a Vision Research Phantom Flex camera, a piece of video equipment capable of shooting scenes at an mind-boggling 2,800 frames per second, all at 1080p resolution (which, by the way, is precisely the resolution you should be watching this at, full-screened, and with headphones if at all possible).
– Murphy