Here’s a gun and hot weather for you, kid.

And like lightning from the sky there was a great crackling noise, and suddenly,  standing before you was the Blogger. Do you run? Do you have time to hide? Or do you stand there slack jawed in amazement as  you panic in a wild attempt to do all three at once? For when he returns none shall be prepared.”   – The Book of the Blogger 5:17

5:18

5:19

5:20

****BRIIIIIIING******

*******BANG*******

****BANG***********

************BANG***

Okay, so I was rudely awakened this morning by the sound of an alarm clock and gunfire.

Now before you say “Murphy! You need to pack your stuff and get out of there!” I ought to explain the normal summer routine of the neighborhood kids. You see, since the beginning of the summer they have all been into buying airsoft pellet guns. Anything from the smallest pop pistol to the loudest belt feed turret machine gun. So on this day, unbeknownst to me in advance, they had a “Battle at dawn”.  They were walking around, all padded up from head to their toes and wearing goggles for protection while it was eighty seven degrees out…

“Now thats all nice and funny, but what does this have to do with your return, Murphy?” you might wonder. Well I’ll tell you simply. After my initial waking up I realized it was hot. It was really, really hot. I tried to use the laptop fan to cool off…needless to say, that was a bad idea. After getting a ice pack for my face, I laid down and decided on telling people how wonderful my day has been going. 

How has yours been?

   – Murphy

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Just Took a Short (but interesting) Quiz

 

 

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My hair

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Can I mix them?

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Nope!

4. Do you plan outfits? “Would I wink at me if I was wearing this?”

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Like a piece of toast that’s just been popped out of the toaster. 🙂

6. Whats the closest thing to you that’s red? Definitely my bow-tie

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? Check to see if somebody lost one of theirs.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Well lets just say it revolved on the idea that dinosaurs could attack zombie congressmen and Freddie Mercury could fly the Goodyear blimp.
9. Three of your current feelings? Happy, little bit frisky, and excited.

10. What are you craving right now? Some tea, Damiana to be exact.

11. Turn ons? Shorter girls, brown or red hair, freckles, smart but somewhat awkwardly nerd like, common past times, smiles that end in dimples, biting while kissing, glasses with a book on the bedside table, must spontaneous and adventurous.

12. Turn offs? Girls that make decisions based on appearance,  unwillingness to learn something new, non-readers, one that makes assumptions.

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Cabbage stew

14. When was the last time you cried? Last week, I really missed a friend.

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? Hancock, from the motion picture of the same name.

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? No, she never did.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Depends on if it’s really my ice cream.

18. Favorite movie ever? Better Off Dead

19. Do you like like yourself? Whoa! I just like myself as a friend!

20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes, I shook John Depp’s hand. I’ve also met Shaun White, Mike Rowe, and quite a few bands.

21. Could you handle being in the military? Yes, Sir!

22. What are you listening to right now? Nova Baby by The Black Keys. 🙂

23. How many countries have you visited? Just one

24. Are your parents strict? That would’ve been a under statement.

25. Would you go sky diving? I’m free this evening!

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? If I had to.

27. Whats on your mind right now? My friend Annie’s winky face.

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
To my sister: “My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”

29. Have you ever been in a castle? Nope.

30. Do you rent movies often? That’s personal…

31. Whats your zodiac sign? Virgo

32. When was the last time you had sex? Also personal…. Just kidding. lol

33. Name five facts about yourself.
I was born on the fifth. I ate a worm once. I fell off a railway bridge at sixteen. I like bacon. Ducks don’t scare me…often.

34. Ever had a near death experience? Mulipule times!

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? Krarma is far more likely.

36. Brown or white eggs? Are we baking or making a omlet?

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes, a belt.

38. Ever been on a train? South Shore Line into Chi-town.

39. Ever been in love? Yes! ;D

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Yeah, there’s no saying if the ghosts would even bother you at all.

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? Issac Asimov or possibly Bill Gates.

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it? Hell to the no!

43. Whom do you admire and why?

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? Hop on Pop by Dr. Seuss.

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?  I’d ask her what room number is hers.

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
No, it’s thier choice to make.

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? No comment 🙂

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? No comment 😥

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it? How do you know it’s full of money?!

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
Only if I could lift each one first to gauge the weight

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? No comment 😉

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? Yes to all three.

55. If you could live forever, would you want to? Yes, It’ll be fun.

56. Which fictional character most resembles who you are? Sheldon Cooper mixed with Doctor Who.

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? The Triassic Period!

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
Yes, and then probably be upset later.

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
Yeah! How bad could I be considering?!

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
No, I would love to have child regardless of their sex.

 

– Murphy

One of The Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company's ...

One of The Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company’s blimp fleet (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

This mornings comedic relief! Stay safe this week!

 

 

 – Murphy

Using a Outlet

Over the past few months I haven’t really put to much effort into writing. It would begin to appear that I do the most of my writing when I’m upset. That  is something I find interesting because as of late I’ve been extremely sad.

Alas, it would seem as though my darling Kitty and I are not meant to be. I can’t handle the distance between us and neither of us have to much extra time on our hands to make the three hour trip. God, I wish I  new that things would turn out okay in the end.

One of my friends told me “Believe that everything will turn out in the end, if it’s not alright it must not be the end.” I found out later he had taken it from the new movie The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Cheeky blighter. Haha

Alright, Life. Challelege accepted!

Keep moving forward. It has been a saying for decades, that inspires us to put the past behind us, to learn from our mistakes, and to perservere through upcoming hardships.

                                    – murphy

It’s Good To Be Back! Here’s My Weekend.

After a long time away from my blog it feels good to come back and read some of the old articles, look at the pictures, and just  to say “Remember when,”.

I got a part time job working at a waterpark, not as a lifeguard, but on the maintenance crew. Which requires working odd hours through out the week. Honestly, some days all I can do is come home and fall asleep on the couch. It seems pulling me away from the things I love.

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I saw my wonderful Kitty this past weekend. We cuddled, went swimming in lake, and then laid out on the dunes together. There was a beautiful sunset, then moon was out, I don’t even think she noticed it though. God, everyday I get to see her I’m so happy. It’s like a photograph, my problems fade out in the background and all that’s left is the perfect picture of her.

I wished on a star for you, love.

– Murphy                   ‘

My Girlfriends Gone…to Africa.

Basically the title says it all.  My Darling, Kitty, left for Africa this past weekend while I was out on a vacation.  I wish I could have been there to wish her good-bye…

But Hey! Africa isn’t that far, it could always be worse.  In fact it’s not that bad at all! Think of the stories I’ll get to hear when she gets back!

But I miss her and its only been two days! Just knowing that she’s farther away then she has ever been makes me think of her all the more.

 5/31 Edit: She called me today from a airport telephone. Seems to be the easiest way rather then paying massive long distance charges on a cell phone. We talked for a while, she told me that they have to wear rings to avoid being looked at as potential brides. There had been young men in turbans following their small group and the guides wanted to take precautions against suitors asking them if they were married. Haha! She said she would call me later this week if she could. Oh, Kitty, please come back soon.

– Murphy