Here’s a gun and hot weather for you, kid.

And like lightning from the sky there was a great crackling noise, and suddenly,  standing before you was the Blogger. Do you run? Do you have time to hide? Or do you stand there slack jawed in amazement as  you panic in a wild attempt to do all three at once? For when he returns none shall be prepared.”   – The Book of the Blogger 5:17

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****BRIIIIIIING******

*******BANG*******

****BANG***********

************BANG***

Okay, so I was rudely awakened this morning by the sound of an alarm clock and gunfire.

Now before you say “Murphy! You need to pack your stuff and get out of there!” I ought to explain the normal summer routine of the neighborhood kids. You see, since the beginning of the summer they have all been into buying airsoft pellet guns. Anything from the smallest pop pistol to the loudest belt feed turret machine gun. So on this day, unbeknownst to me in advance, they had a “Battle at dawn”.  They were walking around, all padded up from head to their toes and wearing goggles for protection while it was eighty seven degrees out…

“Now thats all nice and funny, but what does this have to do with your return, Murphy?” you might wonder. Well I’ll tell you simply. After my initial waking up I realized it was hot. It was really, really hot. I tried to use the laptop fan to cool off…needless to say, that was a bad idea. After getting a ice pack for my face, I laid down and decided on telling people how wonderful my day has been going. 

How has yours been?

   – Murphy

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This mornings comedic relief! Stay safe this week!

 

 

 – Murphy

Still one of my favorite youtube videos two years running.

Using a Outlet

Over the past few months I haven’t really put to much effort into writing. It would begin to appear that I do the most of my writing when I’m upset. That  is something I find interesting because as of late I’ve been extremely sad.

Alas, it would seem as though my darling Kitty and I are not meant to be. I can’t handle the distance between us and neither of us have to much extra time on our hands to make the three hour trip. God, I wish I  new that things would turn out okay in the end.

One of my friends told me “Believe that everything will turn out in the end, if it’s not alright it must not be the end.” I found out later he had taken it from the new movie The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Cheeky blighter. Haha

It’s Good To Be Back! Here’s My Weekend.

After a long time away from my blog it feels good to come back and read some of the old articles, look at the pictures, and just  to say “Remember when,”.

I got a part time job working at a waterpark, not as a lifeguard, but on the maintenance crew. Which requires working odd hours through out the week. Honestly, some days all I can do is come home and fall asleep on the couch. It seems pulling me away from the things I love.

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I saw my wonderful Kitty this past weekend. We cuddled, went swimming in lake, and then laid out on the dunes together. There was a beautiful sunset, then moon was out, I don’t even think she noticed it though. God, everyday I get to see her I’m so happy. It’s like a photograph, my problems fade out in the background and all that’s left is the perfect picture of her.

I wished on a star for you, love.

– Murphy                   ‘

My Compulsive Cleaning Rhyme

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Working 6am till 7 at night, the summer sun is not my light.

I’ve polished mirrors, mopped, cleaned and dusted, even the hinges. (they were all rusted)

I know I get my dues at the end, but I think the job’s messing with my head.

You see, I fear I’ve gone TO long on this jolly cleaning spree.

Because even when I’ve been exausted at six fifty four, someone tracks dirt on my hardwood floor, and I suddenly feel the urge to clean SOME MORE!
                                                 

Murphy

 

Ninjas can’t catch you…or can they?

And a final note:

Beware, ninjas come in all shapes and sizes….

             Murphy